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“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the doctor “I’m a professional.

In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the doctor had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor Laughing. Ten minutes later, wiping the tears from his face, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

“I am so sorry,” he said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a docotr, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s swollen,” Fred replied.

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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, ‘What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?

The doctor replied, ‘It won’t do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.’

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While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round.

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