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Sex Education: Tarzan and Jane

March 3, 2010

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him had he had sex? ‘Tarzan not know sex’ he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said ‘Oh ….Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.’ Horrified Jane said, ‘Tarzan [...]

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Guts or Balls… What have you got?

March 1, 2010

Ever wondered about having “Guts” or “Balls”?? What is the difference between the two? There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS Is arriving home late after [...]

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Oh no… we forgot the “R”!!

February 22, 2010

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question [...]

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The human body

February 18, 2010
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Here are some interesting facts about the human body, there is a punch line so keep reading! It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger [...]

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Dick Towel Infomercial

January 26, 2010

This is hilarious, probably don’t want to watch this one at work with the speakers turned up too far. We’ve all seen the old apron with breasts, this is a whole new slant!

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Only A Man Would Try This… With A Taser

January 25, 2010

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary [...]

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A little known fact….

December 29, 2009
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The first testicular guard “Cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.    That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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Why men shouldn’t write advice columns

December 23, 2009

I just hope this is not real. We men surely are not capable of being that insensitive? Take the time to read this one, wait until it hits you

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Who Is The Greatest Lover Ever?

December 18, 2009

Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Jewish man, were all talking about their love lives. The Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.” The Frenchman [...]

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Jewish Land Owners Joke

December 11, 2009

Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them. The first Texan says, “My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger.” The second Texan says, “My name is John. I own 350,000 [...]

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