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Relationship

Cartoon for seniors

by wdf on May 20, 2012

in Relationship

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The last argument

by wdf on March 30, 2012

in Relationship

O.K. Honey !

We’re here!

I said that I was sorry!

You can come out now.

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How to find a woman

by wdf on March 19, 2011

in Relationship

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Moving to Nevada

by wdf on March 9, 2011

in Relationship

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, ‘What are you doing?’

She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada .. I heard   prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free.

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going,he replies…I’m coming too. I want to see how  you live on $800 a year’

 

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The man of the house

by wdf on December 10, 2010

in Relationship

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DIVORCE vs. MURDER

by wdf on December 8, 2010

in Relationship

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law? I’ll lose my license!

They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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The devoted husband

November 17, 2010
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TV decisions

August 19, 2010

A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple. “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to his wife. “For heaven’s sake, watch them,” his wife said. “You already know how to play football!”

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Fifty bucks is fifty bucks

June 29, 2010

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks’ One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and [...]

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VB versus Facecream?

June 29, 2010

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Woolworths. The husband picks up a case of VB and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $30 for 24 cans,’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so [...]

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