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Random Funnies to Relieve Workday Boredom
From the category archives:
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, ‘What are you doing?’
She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free.
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he’s going,he replies…I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year’
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law? I’ll lose my license!
They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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