Random Funnies to Relieve Workday Boredom
From the category archives:
I’ll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me…………..
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.
I gave her a cheeky wink and said: ”Get that trolley over here love. They’re doing 3 cartons of Crownies, for the price of 2.”
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, ‘What are you doing?’
She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free.
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he’s going,he replies…I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year’
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