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Relationship

Walking down the Aisle

by wdf on December 2, 2012

in Relationship

I’ll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me…………..

My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.

I gave her a cheeky wink and said:  ”Get that trolley over here love. They’re doing 3 cartons of Crownies, for the price of 2.”

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Beauty treatment

by wdf on May 23, 2012

in Relationship

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Cartoon for seniors

by wdf on May 20, 2012

in Relationship

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The last argument

by wdf on March 30, 2012

in Relationship

O.K. Honey !

We’re here!

I said that I was sorry!

You can come out now.

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How to find a woman

by wdf on March 19, 2011

in Relationship

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Moving to Nevada

by wdf on March 9, 2011

in Relationship

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, ‘What are you doing?’

She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada .. I heard   prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free.

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going,he replies…I’m coming too. I want to see how  you live on $800 a year’

 

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The man of the house

December 10, 2010
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DIVORCE vs. MURDER

December 8, 2010

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big and [...]

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The devoted husband

November 17, 2010
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TV decisions

August 19, 2010

A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple. “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to his wife. “For heaven’s sake, watch them,” his wife said. “You already know how to play football!”

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