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Relationship

A Cows Tale

April 8, 2010

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to YOU?” “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls [...]

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Why Jewish Daughters Need Therapy

February 23, 2010

Jewish Mother: “Hello?” Daughter: “Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?” Jewish Mother: “You’re going out?” Daughter: “Yes.” Jewish Mother: “With whom?” Daughter: “With a friend” Jewish Mother: “I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.” Daughter: “I didn’t leave him. He left me! ” Jewish [...]

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The Transporter – every bar should have one!

February 22, 2010

If you have ever been caught out at the pub when you were not supposed to be there, you will love this!

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New boots

February 18, 2010

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California.Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.He walks into the house and says to his wife: ‘Notice anything different about me?’Margaret looks him over’, ‘Nope.’ Frustrated Bert storms off into the [...]

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The fishing trip

February 10, 2010

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping [...]

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Best Divorce Letter, ever!

January 15, 2010

Dear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was [...]

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Top Funnies of 2009

December 31, 2009
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Everyone seems to be doing it, seeing as its new years. So here at WordDayFunnies.com we thought we would put together our top 5 funnies of 2009. There were loads to pick from but these are our favourites, we hope you enjoy! Look forward to entertaining you again at work in 2010. WDF Number 1 [...]

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The Vibrator

December 28, 2009

As a woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: ‘what in the world are you doing?’ The daughter replied: ‘mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever [...]

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Tiger Woods and the honeymooners

December 24, 2009

The Honeymoon - A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah? [...]

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Dear Technical Support: Life Help

November 23, 2009

Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, here are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 [...]

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