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From the category archives:
Naughty
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of ‘Here I come again!
ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH!’ Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE…. UGH!’ Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE … UGH!’ … ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, ‘How did it go?’ The first mutters, ‘It was embarrassing.. I just couldn’t get an erection.’
The second dwarf shook his head. ‘You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t get on the bed.’
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Well, I lost the Trivia Contest at a friend’s home last night.
I got the last question wrong, and was immediately asked to leave.
The question was: “Where do women have the curliest hair????”
Apparently the correct answer is on the island of Fiji.
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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him had he had sex?
‘Tarzan not know sex’ he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said ‘Oh ….Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.’
Horrified Jane said, ‘Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.’
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
‘Here’ she said, pointing to her privates, ‘you must put it in here.’
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed ‘What did you do that for?’
Tarzan replied, ‘Check for squirrel.’
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