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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…. [...]

On the day that Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence, the Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here, and may stay with us as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.” Sister Mary Katherine nodded her assent, bowed her head and [...]

If you missed 1-10 earlier this week check it them out here. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says ‘I’ll give you some cream to put on it.’ 12. ‘Doc I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home’ ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. [...]

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like……night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 5. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 7. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture [...]