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A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on
fire.

No further studies are expected.

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A psychologist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

“You all have obsessions” he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turned to the second mum, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again it manifests in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turned to the third mum, Kathy: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered:

“Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick Willy up from school and go home.”

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