by wdf on February 18, 2010
in Men,Women
Here are some interesting facts about the human body, there is a punch line so keep reading!
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
…….Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
by wdf on December 23, 2009
in Men
I just hope this is not real. We men surely are not capable of being that insensitive?
Take the time to read this one, wait until it hits you 
by wdf on November 16, 2009
in Women
The perfect diet for all women who want to relieve stress in their lives:
BREAKFAST
- 1 Grapefruit
- 1 slice wholemeal toast
- 1 cup skimmed milk
(You should feel very virtuous, but quite stressed about the lack of food)
LUNCH
- 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
- 1 cup herbal tea
- 1 biscuit
(You should feel quite virtuous, with some residual post biscuit guilt, but less stressed)
AFTERNOON TEA
- The rest of the biscuits from the packet
- 1 tub of full fat ice cream with chocolate topping
(You will be feeling very guilty about the biscuits, but stress is waning)
DINNER
- 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
- 2 loaves garlic bread
- 1 family size Supreme pizza
- 3 chocolate bars
(Virtue has gone out the window, stress is all but gone)
LATE NIGHT SNACK
- 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
(Virtue has been stomped on, locked into a tiny box and put right at the back of the cupboard behind your hidden snacks, stress completely gone… until tomorrow).
REMEMBER!
‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’
Finally, here’s some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started:
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits, the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!
