When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him had he had sex?
‘Tarzan not know sex’ he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said ‘Oh ….Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.’
Horrified Jane said, ‘Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.’
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
‘Here’ she said, pointing to her privates, ‘you must put it in here.’
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed ‘What did you do that for?’
Tarzan replied, ‘Check for squirrel.’
Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Jewish man, were all talking about their love lives.
The Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.”
The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes.”
The Jewish man said, “That’s nothing! Last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love, and she screamed for over six hours.”
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, “What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for over six hours?”
The Jewish man said, “I wiped my hands on the bedspread.”
